DECEMBER 1995 BACK ISSUE

Part of Horse Previews Magazine website. Posted on 12/1/95; 10:00:00 AM.

The Computerized Horseman's Can of Terms

Apple A core user interface

CD-ROM Where the deer and the antelope stay

E-Mail Express without the Pony

Pentium the 586/90 reboots faster than a Justin 10-1/2 D

32-bit versus 16-bit Some say the platform difference between a mule and saddle horse

Software Baling twine halter

MHz What happens to a rider when the ground gets too close

c: Bad command - hobble your mount

MIS Soft hands and a good seat

PC Formed by a squatting pony

Hard Drive Loose wheel and broken rein 5 miles from the barn

b, Kb, Mb, Tb, etc. Just some other snaffles

Format As in: Clean out the trailer before you park it

RAM The feed bucket

Batch file Not in the farrier's bag

Shell Saddle bag

Debug The angry end of a 2x4

Binary Gee and Haw

DOS What the hard trot was designed to ruin

Database Query What could I possibly do with another horse?

Windows Those openings you toss hay bales through

Mouse Why each horse requires 1.6 cats

CPU That little thingamajig about the size of a pea up there under the ears

Bob Howdy, PhD